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Welcome Guys! May 30, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Shala @ 8:39 am
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I just opened up my 1st and only blog website.  I’m so excited about this! Though, i’m having a difficulty setting it up. I think I’m ready for you guys to read my blogs and thoughts about life, love, relationship, parenting, friendship, food, places and all about my perspective in life.

I don’t even know if i’m doin this the right way…well, i don’t know and i dont care just as long as you guys can read my thoughts.

I am so glad that I came across this person who gave me an idea about wordpress.com and I am so excited about this and honestly that day I was eager to go home and start blogging.  In my other blog site my thoughts are limited to friends alone and I’m thinking the about possibilities that there may be, just may be guys out there who might wanna read my thoughts…

I do hope you enjoy reading my articles and of course enjoy it as well.  My site is open to all opinions and suggestions, which of course I would definitely appreciate.

Thanks!

God bless to you all!

 

To Say Chiz or not to Chiz November 6, 2009

Filed under: 2010 PRESIDENTIABLES, Uncategorized — Shala @ 2:33 am

I just got home from an early shift today and while on my way home I felt like I’m itching to write something about the potential Philippine Presidential candidates. As of this writing there isn’t a final list yet of the presidentiables. There are still rigmaroles in the aspiring candidates. In short, we have not decided yet if they will run or not.

I often have this discussion about politics with my daughter’s dad about who to vote this coming presidential election. Most of the time we would end up arguing about the one with the most potential, and he is an avid follower of Sen. Francis “CHIZ” Escudero.  At first the young senator is reluctant to announce what position is he vying for. He almost got me into voting him this coming election, until he made an odd decision. He is leaving the NATIONALIST PEOPLE’s  COALITION. Maybe he hasn’t decided if he would like to team up with Sen. Loren Legarda. I don’t much about the reason why he resigned from the party list but if in case he’ll win it will be the first time that a presidentiable would win without a party list. The big question is can he make it with a party list? A political party may come in handy when it comes to campaigning, laying out political agenda, and of course the most essential part of candidacy, funds…juicy right. I can tell that Sen. Chiz would like to prove every political party that you would not need to join a party to win a seat in the government. He is quite popular already because he has made a name for himself as a very well known critic of the GMA administration. We all know that the only thing permanent in politics is change. Friends can become enemies. Enemies later on become allies. This is not new in politics, and most of the time being seated in government has become a mean to earn a living. That’s why foreign governments are saying that the country is one of the most corrupt government in the world and we are an epitome of a mock government. I think this is what Sen. Chiz is trying to avoid. I understand that he is asking for more time to think hard about his decision to run for a higher position, but sometimes-perfect timing meets perfect situation. Like in Sen. Noynoy’s case. Forgive me, but I think he is a concrete example of someone who is in the perfect situation.  But let’s tackle that later. This time I am focusing on each and every candidate that I can see who has the most potential to run a lost country. Hopefully Chiz is just not only rich in words but I hope he is also rich in works. We have to admit that we are being ran by traditional politics and we have to escape from the reality that we are changing and we need to change also the way we are being governed. Sadly each and every one of them is corrupt…in their own big and little ways.

This 2010 Presidential Election we need not only to be wise in choosing a leader but we need to make sure that we won’t be a puppet. We need to gather up our senses and make sure that we will screen every candidate and not be blinded by the colorful posters, flyers, the celebrities that they drag to their campaign (what do celebrities know about the candidate that they are endorsing? Celebrities are just like us ordinary people; they don’t know much their bet as much as we do. Think about this celebrities are just hired spokesperson for the candidates and rare that they know each other very well. 

Here are some researched facts about Sen. Francis CHIZ Escudero:

chizBORN October10, 1969 to Represenative Salvador “Sonny” H. Escudero III (1st District of Sorsogon) and educator Evelina B. Guevara.

Escudero’s initiation into the political arena and into the art of addressing big crowds began in his teens in the ’80s, when he helped organize the local campaigns of his father. Escudero explained: “In 1984, I was part of the postering brigade in my dad’s campaign for assemblyman. In 1987, I handled the youth; in 1992, I handled the headquarters and arranged logistics. In 1995, I handled last minute operations, and in 1998, I was finally the candidate!”

He first indicated his inclination towards politics at age of 22 when he expressed interest to run for public office as municipal councilor of Sorsogon City. At age 25, he again indicated intent to run for the office of the mayor of Sorsogon City. But for both occasions, the family’s opinion, especially that of his father’s, that he finish his law studies first before beginning a political career, prevailed. In response to the wishes of his family, he finished his Law studies first before entering politics.

Escudero attended the University of the Philippines Integrated School for both his Elementary and Secondary Education, and graduated in 1981 and 1985 respectively. He earned his Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science at the University of the Philippines in Diliman, Quezon City in 1988 and Bachelors of Laws at the University of the Philippines College of Law in 1993. He received his Masters in International and Comparative Law at the Georgetown University Law Center in Washington D. C. in 1996.

2007-Present – Elected as one of the youngest Senators in the Philippine History

He primarily started running office at the Philippines house of Representative for the first district of Sorsogon. He is also a Minority Floor Leader of the 13th Congress on his 3rd and last term.

NOTE: He just resigned from the NPC party. Most of his senior mentors of the said party list are quite disappointed and upset when he publicly announced his separation from the party. Most of the senior mentors are saying that he is being ungrateful and the government to be a running mate for the administration Presidential bet Gilbert GIBO Teodoro is wooing him. This may seem odd but who knows? We can’t tell which is which until the first day of campaign is here.

This is just the first part of the Philippine Presidential saga. And believe me it’s a long process and we still have to evaluate 5 more candidates. Bye for now because I still have some things to think about. It’s just a couple of months away from the elections and we can’t afford to waste time doing nothing.

 

H.A.T.E. U November 5, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Shala @ 7:15 am

BY

MARIAH CAREY

 

Once upon a time, we swore not to say goodbye
Something got a hold of us and we changed
Then you sat alone in pride
and I sat at home and cried
How’d our fairytale just end up this way

We went round for round til’ we knocked love out
We were laying in the ring, not making a sound
and if that’s a metaphor of you and I
why is it so hard to say goodbye

I can’t wait to hate you
Make you, pain like i do..
Still can’t shake you off..
I can’t wait to break through
these emotional changes..
seems like such a lost ’cause
I can’t wait to face you,
break you, down so low
there’s no place left to go..

 

I can’t wait to hate you..

love is, was a love phenomenon no one could explain
and i wish, i could press reset and feel that feeling again
i sit and press rewind and watch us everynight..
wanna pause it, but i can’t make it stay

we went round for round til’ we knocked love out
we were laying in the ring, not making a sound
and if that’s a metaphor of you and I
why is it so hard to say g’bye

I can’t wait to hate you
make you, pay like i do..
still can’t shake you off..
I can’t wait to break through
these emotional changes..
seems like such a lost ’cause
I can’t wait to face you,
break you, down so low
there’s no place left to go..

I can’t wait to hate you..
uh uh uh..

no need to call my phone cause I changed my number today
a matter fact, I think i’m moving away (away)
sorry, the frustrations got me feeling that way
and i just keep having one last thing to say
and i just wanna hold you, touch you,
feel you, be near you, i miss you baby baby baby..
i’m tired of try’na fake through, but there’s nothing I can do..
boy I can’t wait to hate you..

I can’t wait to hate you
make you, pain like i do..
still can’t shake you off..
I can’t wait to break through
these, emotional changes..
seems like such a lost ’cause
I can’t wait to face you,
break you, down so low
there’s no place left to go..
I can’t wait to hate you.. baby..

I can’t wait to hate you..

I DO NOT OWN THE COPYRIGHT FOR THIS VIDEO. SONY MUSIC HAS THE COPYRIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO/MUSIC. THE AUTHOS HAS NO INTENTION OF INFRINGEMENT.

 

What I Wanted To Do November 2, 2009

Filed under: Emotions, Love Quotes, Relationships, Uncategorized — Shala @ 7:07 am

Today one of my friends asked if I’m happy. I was startled and paused for a long 10secs and reflected hard if I’m genuinely happy of if I’m just happy-happy. What came into my mind was, it was a very difficult question to answer especially if you know for a fact that you are just making half of the statement. God, I didn’t even know what will make me happy. I got a bit scared of the word. I wanted to do a lot of things so I could tell which one or what the hell’s gonna make me happy. The answer is, I don’t know! Really, I don’t know. They say that we should think first of our spirituality and belief before we could be happy physically as a person, faith they say.  Have faith in the Lord God Almighty. Then you should feel fully satisfied and genuinely happy. I don’t know, like I said before I was never a sunday person but I do have a strong faith in God. 

Then next is financial security. Admit it, money is a material thing that makes a person happy. I know how it feels because I am just a human bound to make mistakes (take note, mistakes) and longing to taste ultimate happiness. We all know that if we have something to cover up other worries like medicines for sickness, anything to pay the bills, then we might not think of any worries at all ending up feeling happy, right?

 

After feeling satisfied with little worries about monetary things, then here comes personal life. My personal life is divided into two. First, is my relationship with my family and second is my personal relationship with someone which affects me at the most as a person…hmnn, love life.

 

I would like to generally talk or give insights about how and what is love life is or being romantically involved. I should not be discussing this but anyway this is one best way to release emotions…frustrations, anger, contentment and best of all being happy. All I can share with you guys is my personal experience with everything that I felt during the ride. I wasnt all being on cloud nine. Some of the experiences are the plunging part of it.

 

They say that when you’re in love you forget all your problems and hang ups of the world. But sometimes to feel the happiness of being in love means that you have to face some problems too. You can’t fight love. I said it once before and I’ll say it again. “LOVE HAS NO BOUNDARIES, NO SPACE AND DISTANCE. IF IT COMES YOUR WAY THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU LET IT PASS.  IT MIGHT NOT COME BACK, ONLY FATE CAN TELL.” See it happened to me, he did come back but with baggages! Haha! This time I can make a joke out of it. It made me realize that I had my chance and I blew it. I can’t make any step to ruin his perfect life just to satisfy my own. That’s not me. I am a sacrifice person and I can forget about myself rather than hurting someone. I was the one who left him and this is my punishment and my suffering.

 

A Day of Happiness October 30, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Shala @ 7:22 am

It’s the 4th quarter of the year and it just came too fast. One day I was just recollecting things from the past and here I am in reality getting nervous everyday. I don’t know how to describe it but I feel like I wanna freeze time and I just wanna rewind things and redo everything.

 

I wish I could keep the wonderful things that happened and erase the bad past and make ‘em perfect. I think my blog is becoming a journal of my past. All of the what-could-have-beens and the what-ifs. It wouldn’t all fit into this blog, probably not even enough. I am anticipating something and I’m not expecting that things would be perfect but I am hoping that it’s gonna be wonderful and meaningful. This must be one of my craziest fantasies! Well, all I can say is that I am getting excited each and everyday that comes. I know that it is impossible but somehow I have this wishful thinking that this wish will be granted and would be mine even just for a day. All the emptiness that I’ve felt for more than a dedcade will be filled in just one day. This is just a wish and this might be the true happiness that I’m seeking. I know I would just be borrowing happiness for 1 day but just imagine the happiness that I’ve missed will all be here in 1 day. And I know for sure after that 1 day of happiness I will be longing for it again. I don’t want to be a hypocrite but I am wishing that maybe it could be longer that just 1 day but it is impossible. Not unless it would be a mutual decision but I guess not. Well, my stars said that I should be happy and contented to have a day of happiness rather than not having it at all. What I promised myself that I’ll make the most out of it. It might not be even 1 day. It could only be hours but I promise I would not expect more because I am just merely borrowing happiness from somebody. I can’t steal someone else’s happiness because it’s gonna be a different story and it wouldn’t be filling out my dreams. My search of genuine happiness is killing me softly, I am secretly destroying things from my back and I and slowly driven to get  this happiness and make it mine even just for 1 day. I don’t know what’s gonna happen next if it’s gonna come true or not.

 

Coming Soon…SUKLAY’s Salon for Men & Women October 17, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Shala @ 3:59 am

WATCH OUT FOR THE GRAND OPENING DAY OF SUKLAY SALON FOR MEN & WOMEN. YOU GET 50% off ON SERVICES ON GRAND THE OPENING DAY! SHOOT ME AN EMAIL TO SET AN APPOINTMENT WITH OUR VERY OWN STYLIST: JOAN. LOCATED HERE IN UPS 5 SUCAT PARANAQUE CITY.

 

TAWA NAMAN DIYAN! October 16, 2009

Filed under: Joke Time — Shala @ 6:23 am

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,

 PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

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Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name? Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY” …..Harhar.

 

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Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets. Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey? Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

 

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C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan… Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar…GenSan? Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm…eh… ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay… Reporter: ano..? Manny: ahh, kwan,…maraming Fish sa GenSan pero walang masyadong umo-Order.

 

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 Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk Manny: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan? Freddie: Meron… Manhid ka lang!

 

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!! – Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.. =)

 

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Sa Las Vegas- Waiter: May i take ur order, madam? Aling Dionisia: Soup Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day? Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

 

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 ’ you is ‘ ‘ you is! ‘ ‘ you is! ‘ -sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na ako sa ‘ you is! ‘

 

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko. Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun. Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh. Manny: Talaga nay? Anu? Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

 

“Res Ipsa Loquitur” October 14, 2009

Filed under: Events — Shala @ 7:07 am

“Res ipsa loquitur”

 

 

 

The day People Power happened I was about 6 or 7 years old. I didn’t know what was going on. All I can remember was we loaded up an elf truck with family members and we had these yellow ribbon tied on our foreheads and arms. People scattered in the streets and honestly I can still remember the confusion of what are we doing and why would we travel riding an elf truck. When we got to the location we situated on an empty road waiting for something then suddenly people emerged from the streets chanting “laban, laban, laban”.

 

 

 

That was my recall of the historical PEOPLE POWER we joined.  As I get older I realized how lucky I was being a part of history. I am proud of telling this story because it would be rare that you become a part of a historical event in your lifetime.

 

 

 

This year 2009 I became a part of it again. July 2009, the wife of Benigno Aquino Jr., has succumbed to colon cancer. She isn’t just a wife but she was also a president of the Philippines. Pres. Corazon Aquino. She gave the Filipinos a realization of what is women empowerment. She taught us what the power of the people could do to a nation of believers. She took over a lost country and steered it towards to democracy.

 

 

 

I didn’t get surprised to hear her died, because she had cancer. What struck me most was the number of people who paid respect on her remains on the wake of her funeral and her final resting place.  All the while I thought that what we’ve done on the historical People Power was forgotten and thrashed. But lo and behold, all there were more than hundreds of thousands of people who cared and went to attend her final resting place.

 

 

 

We decided to go to Manila Memorial Park to pay respect to her. We loaded up the van at around 11am and waited for the news. I told my parents that it’s better we go there early rather than be the last to go there. We just live on a nearby subdivision and we started to walk from Valley 1 since no vehicles were allowed to get in from that point. I was asking myself thinking that what am I doing here? This is very nostalgic to me because I was there the same day that we participated when Ninoy was shot at the airport and the People Power at EDSA. I was not family to Cory but we cared. We are Filipinos and we care for each other and the country’s well being.

 

 

 

While walking going to Mania Memorial Park we noticed from the start that there were a few people first then when we got near the gates you will not see a road anymore but you will see a bed of people waiting patiently. What I observed was that there were no crimes on that day. It seems like everyone cared for each other, helping each other being together amidst the heavy rains, the scorching heat of the sun. There were no rich and no poor. Everyone was walking talking to each other though strangers. No young and no old. No strong and no weak. There were equality amongst all and this is the first time in my adult life that I saw no barrier between the entities of society. That was surreal. I took a deep breath waiting patiently and I said to myself that I am proud to be a part of history again.  I am proud to see what I am seeing right now and proud to feel what it is like what I am seeing.

 

 

 

 The funeral cortege took more than 7 hours to arrive at the cemetery. We stood there waiting for more than 2 hours. Unfortunately we had to go home before she arrives because my mom has an ailing knee. We walked again this time going back to Valley 1. People are asking us why we had to go, we told them that Cory is already at Buendia, Osmena Highway and she should be here at Sucat by around 5pm. It was just past 3pm that time. We come across a lot of people asking the same question and most of them can’t go back because they were from the provinces.

 

 

 

I am proud to be a Filipino. Be proud to be part of a nation who believes in democracy and freedom. Be proud to be a part of history. We thank you Pres. Cory Aquino of teaching us a lesson up to the very last day of your life. Teaching us not to take freedom and democracy for granted. You are right about saying that you would rather have a meaningful death than a meaningless life.  Ninoy once said “the Filipinos are worth dying for”.

 

ONDOY Floods Metro Manila (Ketsana) October 2, 2009

Filed under: Events, Uncategorized — Shala @ 9:08 am

September 26, 2009 Manila, Philippines

TYPHOON ONDOY

 

IN Manila, (the capital of the Philippines) Friday Sept 25, 2009 we are warned about typhoon Ondoy (Int’l name- Ketsana) having been classified as storm signal no. 1. When we say signal no. 1 it means that it’s the weakest among the classification of the typhoon here in the Philippines.  We didn’t expect that the storm has poured in a volume of abt 16cm rainfall. This is the volume of rain within 12hours of non stop raining. Fact: this is even more than the  amount rain Hurricane Katrina brought in New Orleans LA, USA.

 

In decades, Metro Manila didn’t have this much of flooding and the worst of all, is that the last time Marikina had this much of flood was around 1962. The Marikina river swelled up and its water ate up not only the river banks but more than what your bare eyes can see. The floods Ondoy brought has made the raging rivers of Tumana, Montalban overflowed with strong currents devastating anything which comes on its way. The most terrifying thing is that some of the areas flooded had not experienced flooding in their area before. Like the infamous Providence Village in Marikina city.  The water was almost the same level as a 2 storey high houses. To seek refuge, homeowners climbed up to their rooftop as the raging waters get deeper and deeper. At this point, there was no rich and no poor. Everyone was affected by the tremendous flooding.

 

These are the most hit areas in Region 4A, we have  Marikina, Pasig, Quezon City, Muntinlupa, Mandaluyong. In Rizal we have Taytay, Cainta, San Mateo, Laguna, Santa Cruz, San Pedro, Binan, the lower part of Laguna de Bay, Batangas, Quezon, and most parts of Region 4.

 

We here at Las Pinas had experience Ondoy’s flooding in Zapote, Pamplona 1, Pulang Lupa area, CAA, Casimiro. It is very disheartening to see your kababayans (countrymen) being affected and displaced by the floods. But we have no chance fighting against natural disasters. We have to relocate residents to evacuation centers to keep them warm and supply them regularly with relief goods. But some areas are difficult to reach. The Government said that they with air drop the relief goods to areas that are hard to penetrate. The reason is that the government doesn’t want to risk the lives of the rescue teams delivering the relief goods.  It may also cause delays as well for the centers where most of the victims are retrieving their goods. Resources are enough but the means to send the goods are not sufficient because of the congested roads and still flooded areas wherein the only way to deliver is only by means of rubber boats.

 

The NDCC (National Disaster Coordinating Council) said that they gave orders to the local government and NGO’s to do pre-emptive evacuation if necessary, instead of waiting for the situation to worsen.

 

As of this writing Ondoy is already out of the country. However, there’s a new super typhoon “Pepeng” which is already in the Pthilippine area of responsibility. And the sad news is that it will pass again the locations which Ondoy has flooded. The government said we should be prepared and we should’ve learned self governance from this disaster.

 

Filipinos are known to be naturally cheerful person. We can still manage to put up a smile even in the greatest shock of our lives. A lot of us initiated to give donations in different ways like in cash, goods, skills and even offered help in profession. This is what camarraderie means to us. Even the poorest of poor will find a way on how they can help in their own little way.

 

 I’ll keep you posted about the updates of the flooding and the new super typhoon. Right this moment storm signal no. 1 is up already at Metro Manila. Every one is praying that it will not do much damage as Ondoy did. We are not even done yet of cleaning up of our houses and surroundings.

 

Here’s some collected picstures of the flooding. The pictures tell the disasters Ondoy brought here in Metro Manila.

 

 

I Love My Job September 23, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Shala @ 2:36 am

stress2What happens when suddenly you lost confidence over something that you believe in? That’s what exactly happened to me at work. This is a continuation of my laments about work. Yes, I am vocally expressing my disappointment about my job. I work in a very well known company; it is a global company with different businesses.

 

Actually it was a dream to work in a prestigious company. The moment I started working for them I thought that the job was stable and for keeps. But as I reach my 3rd year at work, I am seeing a lot of unpleasant things.

 

 When you work you have to be at the top most shape of your health. You’ll be working night shift and of course it’s a different level of sleep that you get compared to that you get at night. When you don’t get enough sleep of course what comes next is the fact that your resistance to sickness decreases as well. So you take vitamins and strive harder to get sleep to avoid sleep deprivation.

 

stress at workI don’t complain much about the levity of work that we have. What I am saying is that the utmost priority of a company is fact should be focused on health. When you have enough sleep, your mind process and analyzes things more efficiently. With this kind of work, we are dealing with customers financial problems every freaking day. So in conclusion, if you get enough sleep, you tend to focus more on problem resolution instead of getting frustrated more than the customer is. It should be simple, right? But hell, no! As much as I would love to think that this job is easy, it’s damned not. We get a whole lot of stress and get sickness like hypertension, heart diseases, lung disease, crankiness and throat problem etc. We are actually treated like at the bottom of the food chain. Sometimes, I think that even though they look at it that way, I think that it is rewarding sometimes to hear a customer say thank you and appreciate your effort in resolving the concern.

 

 Sigh! This is the line of work that I’ve chosen and I recently think about why did I choose this field instead of doing what I really want. It’s not a matter choice because I don’t really have a choice back then. It is what’s available for us at that time, and would you refuse the lucrative pay and the HMO we don’t normally get here in the country in a day job basis.

 

you can print this out and post it on your desk

you can print this out and post it on your desk

Basically everything was doing well when I started. I am working in this field for more than 5 years already. I have no plans of being the big boss of the company because my priority is actually my family first and foremost, and my job is just second. I am of course focusing on maintaining quality time with my family than work. One time my boss asked me which is more important, having my family or my job is my topmost priority. Excuse me. I said to myself, “this is no-brainer”! Who in the world would choose their job as a priority without having second thoughts? Admit it, even the president of the country wouldn’t have second thoughts about it. Don’t get me wrong, but I do love my job. What happened was, I lost interest in working because of the way the management runs the company. We are driven to work the wrong way and they might’ve overlooked that we are humans who get tired too. So, I get to work dragging myself. Yeah, just get to work, go home and get my paycheck. I wouldn’t care more about the company’s goal and what-have-you, I just don’t know how long will I stay. What I know is that it’s not being healthy anymore. I am always sick, sick and tired of being pushed around. Sick and tired of all the lies and pretensions, tired of the politics at work and worst of all, being handled by an incompetent fake boss.

 

PINOY PUN NAMES September 22, 2009

Filed under: Fun Facts, Joke Time — Shala @ 12:12 pm

This is fun…keep reading it until you fall off from your seats!

1. A parlor in San Juan, Metro Manila: Cut & Face
2. A wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks
3. A fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee
4. A small internet cafe: Cafe Pindot
5. In Manila, there’s a laundry named: Summa Cum Laundry
6. A pet shop in Kamuning: Pakita Mo Pet Mo
7. A Bakery: Bread Pit
8. A bank in Alabang: Alabank
9. A noodle restaurant in Pampanga: Mekeni Rogers
10. A restaurant in Pasig: Johnnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of
Marikina
11. A boxing gym in Taguig: Blow Jab
12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida
13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village: Pakopya ni Edgar
14. A beerhouse in Cavite: Chickpoint
15. A laundromat in Sikatuna: Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes
16. A kambingan restaurant: Sa Goat Kita
17. A beauty salon: Curl Up And Dye
18. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: Gee Congee
19. A water refilling station in Dapitan: Wa-Thirst
20. Along Sucat road, a store selling chicken feeds: Robocock
21. Shoe repair in Marikina: Dr. Shoe-Bago
22. A petshop: Petness First
23. Flower shop: Susan’s Roses
24. A Taxicab: Income Taxi
25. A 2nd-hand watch store: 2nd Time Around
26. A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit
27. A shrimp store: Hipon Coming Back
28. A car repair shop: Bangga ka ‘day!
29. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You
30. A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines
31. A bakery: Anak Ng Tinapay
32. A Laundry: Wash Your Problem Here
33. Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat
34. Chicharon store: Chicha Hut
35. A fishball cart along P. Campa St., near UST: Eat My Balls
36. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber
37. A Resto in Baclaran: The Last Supper
38. A goto resto: Goto Ko Pa!
39. Peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: Mani ni Papa
40. A Hair Salon in Makati: Hair We Go Again

 

I’m sure you had a good laugh reading this article! These are actually for real. Cool right? Indeed only Filipinos have these kinds of pun names.

 

credits to mr. el filipino of FilipinoForum.net